If you were the kind of kid with a MySpace page that said “Welcome to my dark, twisted mind”, I forgive you.

"Don’t worry; I’ve been shot down so hard Congress once gave me a medal, so nothing you can say will hurt me."

I fucking miss my partner in crime.

Aww yiss

Aww yiss

LIfe goals: Try not to fuck everything up


If anybody ur getting down n dirty with wants to keep u a secret u need to bail and then find some1 who makes ur pic their phone background because that’s what I’m talking about